Humiliation Diet Update

I started with 35 pounds to lose, last week I had 33, and this week I am at 32 pounds to go.

Not as much as I would have liked, but not a total loss seeing as Pete brought me back Laduree Macaroons from New York. And my approach to handling temptation is to make it go away. Into my tummy. So I ate like 18 macaroons in a day. 

I couldn’t help it! They got all smushed in his bag and I didn’t want them to think I was judging them or thought they weren’t pretty enough to eat!

For workouts this week I have been walking with Gracie, doing the Tracy Anderson post-pregnancy video which is NO JOKE PEOPLE! I did half of it on Saturday and couldn’t move for two days. I like that it is only 45 minutes and is sort of divided in three sections, abs first, then legs, then arms so that if I don’t have time to do the whole thing I can do at least the abs first thing in the morning and maybe legs later if Gracie is chillin’ for 10 minutes. You need weights (no bigger than 3 pounds) but other than that you can do it anywhere. It is all mat work mostly using your own body weight and Tracy’s crazy kookie (you were right, Jenny) moves.The things I don’t like about the video are that she is super quiet so sometimes you are mid pike and check the TV and she has moved on without letting you know. And also the music is bizarro. Otherwise I feel like it is really doable and effective.

Diet wise I have basically been doing a paleo diet, at least at night, fish or chicken and veggies. My new favorite thing is roasting a brussel sprout within an inch of its life so that it basically become like a potato chip. I am sure I am cooking all the nutrients out of them, but it is delicious.

I have been trying to keep up with weight watchers online but I don’t super love it. I think it works really well if you are eating prepared foods or cooking their recipes, but trying to log in what I cooked and how I cooked it is super tedious. I am going to look into the other food/exercise logs y’all suggested this week.

Also this week I am going to try some barre classes, Tracy Anderson cardio, and slim in 6. And I need to start limiting my alcohol. FML. But its true. Skinny girl margaritas probably aren’t “skinny” when you consume and entire bottle at a time.

So, how are you guys doing? Any progress? Favorite workouts or foods I should try? Anyone else fall victim to some aggressive macaroons?

I am shocked.

SHOCKED by all of your depravity.

Carrot Top?? REALLY!?

Who knew all of my readers were a bunch of filthy perverts. ;)

I’d go cheese FOR SURE!!! I think a lot of you Carrot Top choosers didn’t consider that maybe society would consider sweating cheese to be an incredible gift/skill. You could be the patron saint of CHEESE! WHAT an honor.

ANYWAY!

 Thank you for all of the chair advice, even though it left me utterly perplexed.

Luckily, our DWR here is awesome and let me check out both chairs on loan for a few days so we could see not only how they serve Pete’s delicate behind, but also investigate the other issues y’all mentioned. I was fully expecting to not like either of them.

But…We have a winner!

The eames was quickly nixed by Pete because you can’t tuck your legs up under them. K- you were right, TOTAL pain in the ankle/achilles heel. 

I am, however, surprised to report that we both LOVED the tulip chair. I totally believe all of the issues you guys mentioned, but maybe they redesigned them a bit? They weren’t heavy at all…And scooted really easily on the floor. And that swively function is really a lot of fun.
Now I am slightly concerned that the vintage set I found won’t be so light and maneuverable…And I won’t know unless I buy them and ship them here.  What to do what to do.

Buying them new is just too expensive…although for all of you who may be interested in a tulip they are supposed to go on sale from DWR soon.

I guess y’all will just have to wait and see what we decide on. Which should be soon, my February resolution is to get this place properly photographed!

Would you rather…

…Make out with Carrot Top for 27 minutes or sweat cheese for a year?

That’s a tough one, no?

But our real predicament is a lot less foul and has to do with the seating situation in our kitchen. When Pete and I moved in together, and in Chicago, we had Louis Ghost Chairs around our table and Pete superhated them. I kept explaining that they were awesome designer and fancy and cool but he was all they are plastic and hurt my bottom and they are ugly and I hate them. Which is annoying, but he also lets me paint the majority of our house pink and stuff so if this is the one thing he can’t handle, fine. We sold ‘em. But now we need to replace them.

And I can’t decide betwixt these:
Eames molded plastic chairs in the red/tomato/orange color

OR OR OR

I found six vintage tulip armchairs for almost the same price per chair as the eames molded guys, which is an awesome deal for real deal saarinen.

Normally I would be like, duh, go with the great deal on the saarinen. But our table is a saarinen tulip table and I’m concerned it will look too matchy matchy.

I think I know what I am going to do…

…But I always like to consult you guys on my big decisions.

So.

What do you think?

Special things…

**UMM…**
Ok guys, I had to delete that post. I think that was literally the weirdest thing I have ever posted. It’s almost like I was blackout drunk when I wrote it. But I haven’t been drinking. Suzanne–Maybe you are right and it is delirium from hunger. But whoa. Sorry about that. I am going to work on a post for today that doesn’t come from the strangest corners of my brain. BRB!!!!!
Ok, here we go…Let’s try this again.
Doesn’t it remind you of that wallpaper I love? With the glow in the dark constellations?
I used it, by the way.
And when Pete had pneumonia I slept in that room to avoid his plague, and it was magical sleeping beneath a canopy of stars!
Now..can we forget about that other thing I wrote about today?
Which if you are REALLY curious was about this little pearl thing and these extremely bizarre videos my roommate in college and I were obsessed with called Salad Fingers.
K, thanks.

Humiliation Diet Update

Thank you all for your comments and emails yesterday! So much support and so many great tips. So far I have Tracy Anderson post-pregnancy, Tracy Anderson cardio, and Slim in 6 DVDs I am going to do during Gracie’s naps, and I am going to look into Bar Method classes in Austin. I also signed up for Weight Watchers online, and figure these Friday check ins can be like my meetings!

So where are we today? Well my goal is 35 pounds, and I have lost 2…so 33 to go!

The timeline for this by the way is June 1. I think that is enough time to be realistic, but it’s close enough that I need to have a sense of urgency and stick to a program.

I have read each and every comment and email and am going to look into as many of your tips as I can, and will report back on their effectiveness and whether or not they were doable or made me feel murdery.

If any of you are following along feel free to use the comments as your “weight watchers” check in as well!

Now if Britney, Beyonce, Rihanna etc. could release some new music videos on iTunes for me to watch at the gym, that would be suppeerrr.

Although this video by impossibly cute pixie creature Rachel Bilson is plenty of motivation for today.

Happy Weekend, everyone!

Things.

Is stressful!
Pete is leaving me for the weekend alone with BabyG…For like, 4 days.  On one hand I am excited for lots of momma baby time, on the other I look like a less cute version of this puppy all “Oh no!! How am I going to eatshowergotothebathroom!!!!”

Which might not be the worst thing in the world as I contemplate embarking on The Humiliation Diet. I’d like to think of it more like an accountability diet. And actually I would like not to think of it as a diet at all, and more just the way to get my life back. I don’t want to post my weight every day, because I don’t want to weigh myself every day and stress myself out. And I also don’t want to post my actual weight because 1. Ouch and 2. It is not about the actual number, and I don’t want to get into a comparison with anyone else. I remember reading back in the day that Tyra Banks was a size 10 and being like, I’m a 10!! I’M A SUPER MODEL!!!!! Well no, Tyra Banks is also 6 feet tall. I am 5 foot nothing. We wear clothes slightly differently.

The cold hard facts are these. I gained 70 pounds while pregnant with Girly McBaby. Yes, part of that is because I was told not to worry about gaining weight by my doctors who were concerned she would be premature, and felt that it was more important to get weight on her any way possible. And she was born healthy at 8.1 pounds so I don’t regret it. But I also know gaining 70 pounds wasn’t doctors orders. It was because I was sad and ice cream is like prozac and really, I just have issues with food. And most importantly, I do not want to pass on my issues with food to my baby girl. I want her to learn from my healthy habits, and my positive body image, and so it is time to get serious.

I think instead of posting my weight every day, or even once a week, I am going to write about my progress towards my goal every Friday. I won’t bore y’all with the details because I am sure a lot of you reading this now are like what the eff do I care about your large bottom. That’s your gross problem. Fair. I also know a lot of you read MODG and she is doing something similar. I have been following along and participating and I am not trying to copy her or steal her thunder, but I need more accountability than I get hiding out in her comment area.

So here I am.

35 pounds away from my goal. I am doing this for my baby, and also a lot for my own comfort and vanity. And health and all that. And skinny jeans. Because there is nothing more insulting to ones ego than being fat in the age of SKINNY jeans.

I’m comin for you J.Crew skinnies.

If any of you want to share tips, as so many have been kind to do in answer to my twitter cries for help, or join along with me, comment along. So here we go, no more cake porn, no more bitching about my weight or fishing for compliments, just hard work and progress.

xoxo,

Bailey

Caitlyn…This is for you

Look, Caitlyn! 

LOOK!!

There is a way to incorporate Americana and boy stuff into fun design!

Those are Lincoln portraits for GodSakes! 

And MAPS!!

Lady…We got this! We still have to get rid of Mombo, but otherwise we are good.

For everyone else living with manstuffs and inherited collections, check how fierce and flabby-us they can look!

Jeffrey Bilhuber via NYSocial Diary and ISuwannee.

Speaking of Gracie’s playroom…And other things.

Right now, if you were a betting person, I would not put money on me ever getting my act together to have the house photographed.

So for now, please accept these humble iPhone pics of Gracie’s playroom/our family room.

Her circuit is in the non-photographed corner of the room…I can accept their necessary presence in my life but that doesn’t mean I want to take pictures of the tons of baby gear.

Also, as you can probably tell, there is a lot of Clifford influence here at the new place…We never really got to live in the Chicago house long enough to enjoy it,  and so in a few cases I just redid it with a few upgrades. Like the gold disco ball in here. Which, by the way, is the ultimate baby gear. Gracie LOVES it.

Also from the ol’ iPhone:

Real life ombre. Pretty.

Also, I wish I were a boy. Pete and I had one of our first big nights on the town Saturday and got some bad ice in a drink or two, and were hurting on Sunday. I allowed myself a break from my diet for some goldfish. Pete roasted brussel sprouts and mushrooms and layered about two pounds of various deli meats and a wheel of brie to make this face sized sandwich. I cannot even imagine what that kind of caloric freedom would feel like.

Finally, how to make the rainbow cupcakes…Make the batter, separate into bowls for each color you plan to do. Dye each bit of batter with food coloring. With either a squeezey bottle or a spoon put just enough of each color batter in the cupcake pan to spread out and cover the layer. About a tablespoons worth. Let bake as usual and witness the pretty!

I thought they looked pretty cool without the icing.

5 Months of Grace…and Stuff.

We haven’t done one of these guides in awhile. In the beginning we did really well without too much stuff. Then, around 3 months the stuff sneakily starts to proliferate. Because, you see, for us at least around 3 months Gracie really went from a primarily dormant creature, to a real little person. And that is so exciting, to finally have your little baby be engaging and want to do things, that we at least got suckered into every little activity/brain stimulater out there.

First of all, this is what we have continued to use from our one and two month guides. We are still swaddling, I know I know, I tried to break it about a month ago but then she straight up stopped sleeping, so we are taking it slow. The aden & anais are good, but we have had to replace ours as they tend to shred after about 2 months of heavy use. The soothies are still essential, and we are using her carseat and baby bjorn chair.

From the two month guide I am surprised and impressed that she still loves her chair. We never got a big fancy swingy rocker, and I kept expecting that we would regret it, but this guy is still one of the favorite activities in her circuit. I also keep expecting her to get sick of her mat, but she keeps discovering new fun ways to play on it.

She also loves this owl by the same company.

Now above, I mentioned Gracie’s circuit. We have a sort of baby gym set up in our playroom where Gracie goes through her daily exercise machines. There is the mat and the chair, and around 3 months we added her office.

She absolutely adoooreesss her office and gets all of her best work done in there. I highly endorse this particular office, as we had one before that I thought was cute but that just didn’t work for Gracie. So I went on a research mission and this one came out the winner.

The final activity in her circuit is her bouncer. We have this in the doorway between our kitchen and playroom and Gracie loves to bounce and twirl around and watch me cook.

Now I am highly aware that is a lot of gear. At first I was like “no electronic toys” “no gear”…and now I am way over it. This stuff works and she LOVES it and I love having new ways to interact with baby girl and watch her grow into her own little person.

On the smaller toy side of things she is enjoying

This pink unicorn Santa gave her for Christmas. 
As well as this picnic basket full of rattles and squeezies. Both from Melissa and Doug who pretty much make the cutest toys, and are  non-electronic, classically cute, and anti-chemically as well.

Now this.

This is the most important baby tool we own. I read about it over on one of Modg’s guides, she swore that it was a miracle worker as her baby would not take a passie and this was the only thing that calmed him down. Sweet. I’ll take 20. I don’t know why, but this guy has the same affect on GrayBaby. She LOVES it. She is mesmerized by it. She can be in the middle of a Level 10 ragefest, and this little thing puts her back in her happy place. We try to limit its use, because we don’t understand its power and don’t want to abuse it lest it loses its effectiveness. But. Just get it.

Also, I want to backtrack a bit and talk about strollers. I ignored all warnings and went with the cutest one I found. And it is super cute. But now it lives with my mom for when we visit her house. I would take Gracie on the trails around Austin with it and felt like I was on the Iditarod pushing a 1000 pound load.  And chick weighs like 15 pounds. And then I looked around and noticed that literally every single person had the same stroller. That was not mine and looked nothing like mine. And had one front wheel. And looked lean and mean.

So I tested it out, and duh. That is because the Bob is the best if you actually plan on doing anything outdoorsy or athletic with your baby in tow. Which, to be honest, is not one of my primary priorities, but when the urge hits I need to be well prepared. The other thing I like about the bob is that the carseat attachment so that I can push Gracie in her carseat just attaches onto the regular stroller seat. You don’t have to take one thing off and switch it out. Which would be particularly handy when traveling for instance, so that you could bring your carseat and your stroller and just hook it all together. Two in one is the goal of all baby gear.

The baby carrier is the other item I did some considerable research on and we are a huge fan of the Beco Baby Carrier

It’s the only one I found where you can position your baby to face front, or into your bosom…On your side or back. Gracie likes to face front and take on the world, so that versatility is a must for us.

Finally…and this one is big. Gracie is finally eating “solids”. By the way, whoever came up with calling this stage in baby eating “solids” is confused. STILL, we are so excited to be here. Gracie has always had bad acid reflux, and even though we got the pain from her reflux under control she still is like a baby geyser spit up machine. We go through about four totally soaked outfit changes a day. Both of us. So I have been looking forward to getting something “solid” in her tummy to hopefully hold things down a bit ever since I got the go-ahead from the pediatrician at four months to start introducing foods.

But as usual, GrayBaby had other ideas. I pureed peaches, bananas, roasted and mashed sweet potatoes, butternut squash, rice cereal, pears…nada. And let me tell you, preparing sweet potatoes for baby consumption is not a quick process. After about a month of rejection, I switched to these prepared baby foods so at least when Gracie told me to shove it, I wouldn’t have spent an hour cooking and cleaning to get to that point. 

Sprout is organic baby food backed by Tyler Florence. The packaging is eco friendly and is part of their up cycling program. All of these things are nice, but what really matters is that their apple puree finally ended Gracie’s food ban at 5 1/2 months. We have now also tried their pears and they are a huge hit as well. Gracie LOVES this food, is spitting up a lot less, and I now get to enjoy watching my baby eat “solids” which is one of the most hilarious baby activities yet. I will retry doing my own purees once she has moved through a few more of the Sprout packs, but these are great if you aren’t interested in making your own, and for traveling etc.

Because we had such a slow start feeding I still haven’t invested in a high chair. So far we have been using the Bumpo with its tray attachment, but I am thinking she is ready for a big girl chair. 

I have been tempted by all of the cute design-y fancy high chairs out there, but all of my friends SWEAR this Ikea chair is the way to go. Good price, easy to clean, easy to maneuver. Not bad looking. I’m goin’ for it. 

We also love this bib- it catches the food that doesn’t make it into Gracie’s bell, and its silicone and easy to clean.

Finally, and this one is kind of silly but we like it. My friend Melanie gave me this necklace…

They are called chew beads and they are rubbery, non toxic, in our experience non-breakable jewelry that your baby can chew on. Since Gracie has been a teething fiend and everything goes in her mouth these days, they are a big hit.

They come in different styles and colors, and are actually pretty cute for what is essentially a wearable baby toy.

OK! So that’s all we got for today. Now it is your turn. What are some other great baby toys/tricks/products for 5+ month old babies? Your beach baby tips were SO helpful, because of weather we only spent one day in the pool but all of your diaper/sunscreen/toy tips were spot on. So help a sister out again!

Also…I enjoy doing these but they are time consuming. Is it worth it? Do y’all find this helpful or are the majority of you not into all the baby talk? Let me know!

If at first you don’t succeed…

Make it a cupcake.

Don’t make me snap my hands in a Z-Formation.

Sittin’ on a rainbow, my friends.

Happy Weekend!

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