Gift Guide Part 3: A lady like myself

Dear Santa,

I really, seriously, don’t want anything this year. I am up to my ears in CRAP and I have nowhere to put it. And I know I am just going to have to move all this crap into Clifford The Big Red House come Spring, and that makes me hate the crap even more. I am basically living one useless item away from an Oprah Special on Hoarders.

That being said, if the urge to give is just too strong, here is what I would like…

A sheep chair. I didn’t say this would be easy, Santa, but a lady wants what she wants.

These Gold shoes that I saw on Lake Jane, size 7 US, 38 Euro

Cooking Classes would really help improve my success rate in the Kitchen, which Pete would appreciate, the gift that keeps on giving!

I received this as an engagement present last year, and I luff it, I think for next year a sassy red edition would be lovely.

You Know You Want It, I sure as Sunshine do! Written by the wardrobe stylist for Gossip Girl, this would really help me on my quest to turn me and Pete into Chuck and Blair.

I know it’s not much, but I think I am going to minimalism in 2010. Minimalist, with barnyard animal furniture.