If you were expecting a beautiful wedding post today, I am sorry to disappoint. I know you guys come here to get your wedding fix without freaking out your new boyfriend since this isn’t an official Wedding Blog, but it’s just not happening today. Why?
Because I am having wedding nightmares.
Yep, five months out of the Big Day (164 days if you want to get specific) I have thrice been plagued by Wedding NightTerrors. The recurring dream goes something like this:
I have dreamt that I am at the gym when all of a sudden I realize, DINGLEBERRY!!!! It is September 18, I am supposed to be at the church right now! And then I am forced to get married in my yoga gear. Another time I just completely forgot to get a Wedding Dress and have to wear my moms 1970s yellow ski suit down the aisle. A lot of other weird junk goes on too, but I will spare you that little glimpse into my psyche. No one needs that.
So I am not sure what this means, besides that I need to get my largess to the gym. That much is clear. And if the dreams stay this tame until the wedding then I guess I am good, but still. I thought pre-wedding anxiety was supposed to cause unexpected weight loss, and I was kind of counting on that.
So instead of devoting anymore dwindling brainspace to Weddings, today we are going to take a trip to Bailey’s Fantasy Land.
Where I am an adorable little pixie who does yoga in stilettos…
(Stacey Bendet Eisner creator of Alice and Olivia)
And live in this fabulous of all funlands…
With an adorable babyfriend no less…
AND I own and operate a super successful clothing line:
(All items Alice & Olivia)
Stacey Bendet Eisner’s cup seriously runneth over. 
If you can even STAND it read the full article here.
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oh darling don’t freak out, your wedding is surely going to be amazing!
Do you also have dreams that it’s the last day of class, and you haven’t been going and have no idea what’s on the final? I think those types of dreams where you suddenly realize you’ve forgotten something uber important just mean that you’re Type-A. I have them ALL. THE. TIME. I *think* you’re supposed to wake up and feel better, because even though some little thing might slip through the cracks, obvi you’re not going to forget you big day in lieu of yoga.
Don’t I sound like I’m some awesome therapist? I’m totally not.
I had wedding nightmares, too! I’m pretty sure its completely natural.
i once had a nightmare that i was walking down the aisle and the groom at the end was wearing jean shorts. and, i can’t believe i just typed that aloud.
I heard you’re marrying a wonderful, wonderful guy
And I was supposed to change my name when I wrote that. Dammit
Bailey, I literally laughed out loud at your post. We need to meet for coffee or something this summer when I move to Chicago! In the meantime, I’m going to start doing yoga so that maybe I, too, can someday throw myself into dancer pose while wearing 5-inch stilettos.
XOXO fallon
Those are funny dreams! I had dreams like such before I got married.
Oh lord, if you’re freaking out where does that leave me? We just decided literally in the last two weeks we’re getting married in late July (less than four months) and I haven’t done a thing, but order a dress. It will be fine though! Don’t give into the hoopla. You’ll look stunning and it will be the happiest day of your life!!! Hopefully the same goes for me ; ) xoxo katie
So funny! Hang in there. BTW, I’m drooling over the amazingness that is Stacey Bendet Eisner.
FYI the Alice an Olivia blue scruntchie and white top dress is on sale at Bloomies. Way cute!
I had lots of nightmares! I had one where I showed up to get married and all I had was a Tshirt and a really big skirt, and no one cared. And the surprise was all ruined because everyone in the audience was on their phones text messaging and giggling and not paying attention…. Dont you worry, none of that actually happens. It will be perfect