“Mawwage. Mawwage.” Modg

I don’t know what to say about this lady that hasn’t already been said. She rules. She is an internet toilet-posing superstar, she shoots magicsparkles of funny through my computer screen every day, has a super handsome husby and about to have a super-Shilohesque plankton baby. If you are confused by any of those things, you have a lot of catching up to do. Go read her blog and you are welcome for having a fantastic day.

Thank YOU MODG- Big Britney Pregnant Barefoot Jorts Kisses to you.

xoxo

Bailey

I have so many favorite memories from my wedding. I couldn’t decide so you get 3. The first one is a picture that actually made Glamour Magazine because B makes crazy faces. This is the face he made when he realized that he was supposed to memorize his vows, like I did, and spent all day practicing. He. did. not.
The next picture isn’t our first kiss. It’s right BEFORE our first kiss when it all really hit me and all of our friends and family were there in this intimate little candlelit room and it was a really awesome wonderful feeling. Also you can see my dress. Whatever.

And finally, I like to tell people that this is a picture of me and B but it’s actually my dad and I. I love this picture because you see the whole wedding. You can see friends and family, the ballroom, the lighting, the whole thing and it brings me right back to that day. Also my pretty flower in my hair. But again, whatever.

My marriage I have to say has been completely awesome. I didn’t think it could get better, but it does. You find a way and you fit together and you learn to accept his under the cover farts and he learns to accept the 39 outfits you throw on the floor before you go out to dinner. And things get smiley. Picking a favorite memory is hard. But the day we saw our son (who will be here in 5 months!) on the ultrasound together was incredible. Seeing the actual person on the screen that came from us was mind blowing. I can’t imagine what it will be like when he’s actually here. But that was a great moment for us both.

Bailey, have an amazing wedding! I have so much wedding advice and here are a few things I would have done differently….

Go to your cocktail hour. We planned pictures then and it was stupid. I would have preferred to eat and drink and be with our guests.

There is seriously a camera on you at all times. You are basically Britney Spears. Don’t stop smiling and don’t leave your husband’s side.

Don’t try and make your hair and makeup look like a bride. Look like yourself on your hottest night out ever. Your pictures will thank you.

Poop BEFORE the wedding.

Good luck and can’t wait for pictures!

Amanda (MODG)