Let’s talk about it.
(I don’t know how to draw arrows or anything fancy like that, but please observe strands cascading, almost like a tail)
I toyed with the idea of chopping it off for locks of love after the wedding, but I didn’t lose enough weight and my face is still fat and I need my locks to act as curtains disguising my chin(s). I have had crazy long hair pretty much since highschool, and I was super bored of it until this magical tool walked into my life.
It’s like a curling iron without a clip. And then they give you a glove to protect your paw and you just use your hand to wrap hair around the barrel and it is so easy and takes like 5 seconds a strand and I pretty much look like a grecian goddess at all times. A portly grecian goddess, but that is neither here nor there.(Actual evidence of tool-caused hair awesomeness)
And before any of you call shenanigans on me for my poor quality of posts this week let me suggest two things:
1. Try this tool first and tell me it’s not the best thing ever
2. Eating gallons of peppermint ice cream a day is time consuming, and seasonal, which means my peppy love affairs are torrid but shortlived, and a lady has to have her priorities.
Now I am leaving my southern homeland with its ultra-civilized winter temperatures and sunshine, and heading back into the cold blue yonder. Expect super rad posting next week for all of your Thanksgiving needs.
I love you.