Let’s talk about it.
It’s long, real long, like almost gross long. 
(I don’t know how to draw arrows or anything fancy like that, but please observe strands cascading, almost like a tail)
I toyed with the idea of chopping it off for locks of love after the wedding, but I didn’t lose enough weight and my face is still fat and I need my locks to act as curtains disguising my chin(s). I have had crazy long hair pretty much since highschool, and I was super bored of it until this magical tool walked into my life.
It’s like a curling iron without a clip. And then they give you a glove to protect your paw and you just use your hand to wrap hair around the barrel and it is so easy and takes like 5 seconds a strand and I pretty much look like a grecian goddess at all times. A portly grecian goddess, but that is neither here nor there.
(Actual evidence of tool-caused hair awesomeness)
And before any of you call shenanigans on me for my poor quality of posts this week let me suggest two things:
1. Try this tool first and tell me it’s not the best thing ever
2. Eating gallons of peppermint ice cream a day is time consuming, and seasonal, which means my peppy love affairs are torrid but shortlived, and a lady has to have her priorities.
Now I am leaving my southern homeland with its ultra-civilized winter temperatures and sunshine, and heading back into the cold blue yonder. Expect super rad posting next week for all of your Thanksgiving needs.
I love you.
aaaw love you too Bailey and lady I LOVE YOUR HAIR and I want that machine, like… yesterday!
your hair looks amazing! i need to get that too. and i love peppermint ice cream!
Oh man… laughing like always.
I need that in my life. Do you truly believe it could work on my super duper straight locks?!
p.s. oh and never cut your hair. maybe an inch or two to “clean it up” – that’s all I ever do and we all know how good I look ; )
You kill me. Seriously you are so cute and portly is not even an adjective that should be mentioned in the same sentence as you.
I wish these types of tools would work for me but I’m cursed. Although my hair is curly it will not hold a faux curl. Where is the justice?
problems I have with this(tool..not you my dear) one..i cant use it with the glove. qhwn I use it without, i burn the s*%rg out of my hand. i have lovely scars on my hand from burns.
i was in a wedding and we had this done for us and I felt like lauren conrad. only way more amazing.
but, i have had friends use it for me on my hair and it is amazing.
I have always wondered how those look on super long hair like mine. Def going to get one!
Amanda
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This post made me laugh.
I’m mega jealous of your long hair.. I’ve been trying to grow mine out all year, for exactly the chin curtains reasons.
I kind of made something like this during the summer.. meaning that I got my brother to unscrew the clip on my curling iron. And I love it.
I hope you and long fabulous hair have a wonderful weekend
I love you too.
Ok… where do I get this magical tool! Your hair is gorgeous! I’ve been curling mine with my straightener. It works but it’s kind of tedious, and sometimes the results are a little unpredictable!
i too know of head curtains. and i know of the magic wave maker…
you can still make those magic waves with shoulder length hair.
I think it is inappropriate to talk about your size and call yourself fat.
Oh yeah? Why’s That?
Sephora…Just click on the link!
I love your hair..don’t cut it. Do you use special conditioners or treatments to keep it in such good shape?
You are too cute. I love your long hair, don’t cut it. I also have extremely long hair and I also play with the idea of cutting it. Especially b/c my 10 month old daughter wants to rip it out. But don’t do it. You’ll regret it. I cut 2 inches off a few months ago and I was very sad. Until no one noticed.