November 29, 2010
Sometimes I think Net-A-Porter can read my mind.
I was just thinking to myself, “Self, you know what would make you look even more fetching in a bather? If it looked like your crotch had fangs!”Rawr.
I needed that today!
i would wear the shit out of that!!
haha oh wow this is hilarious
Ok time out. Because I really want that. Forreals. I’ll make you a deal, I will send you my address so you can buy it for me for xmas, and in return I will send you pictures of me in it. Because i’m SURE you want those. Don’t lie. You want’em.
HAhahahahaha!!!!! Have you seen the movie, “Teeth?” Haha!!