Despite the controversy over the one shouldered baby bather, I have bravely decided to forge on with our plans to bring Gracie Girl to the beach over New Years.
Gracie loves her bath time pretty much more than anything else ever in the world, and I am dying to get her in a pool and experience some new levels of baby joy.
But I know literally nothing about beaches with babies. And as I have discovered in my four months as a mother, there tends to be a lot more involved with every little activity when you include a baby. I am up for it, but I am going to need your help.
Like what diapers do I use? If Gracie makes poops in the pool I might just die. It is going to be challenging enough for me to appear in public in a bathing suit in my current state, to suffer any humiliation whilst so scantily clad will probably cause some sort of mental break. So I need to know what are the best poop containing diapers.
Also, sunscreen? How do I protect her little baby skins? I got a floaty raft thingy with a shade so she can enjoy her giant bathtub with minimum sun exposure, but still, GMcB has her father’s lily white coloring so ultimate precautions will be made.
Toys, Grace isn’t so big on the toys lately. As long as she can rip out clumps of my hair she is pretty happy, but are there any miracle little baby pool/beach things I should know about?
Why is it underwater and alive?
I have so much to learn and I need you all to teach me.