Cake-tastrophy.

We all know I am into cake porn.

So sessual, right?

Well this weekend emboldened by many pinterested cakes, I thought I would make a little something special for my friend Liz’s birthday.

I mean, my friend Anne made this guy:

How hard could it be!?

Shoot.

“I don’t know if I should be depressed because it’s such a mess, or happy because of all of the bright colors”-Pete

WHERE DID I GO WRONG!! As soon as I started stacking the layers junk just fell apart. I feel like a sad leprechaun. Help me!

I would love to hear from you! Please leave a comment below!

  1. Amanda
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    Were your layers even? If not, you can level them using a bread knife. Also, were they fully cooled? Sometimes it helps to put them in the freezer for a little while before assembling. I had a cake melt into a disaster one July day. I dumped the whole thing into a big glass bowl, added more icing on top and called it a trifle.

  2. Posted January 9, 2012 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    this made me smile! Im still it was still delicious!

  3. Posted January 9, 2012 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    This is too funny – I think we have all been there at some point! I hope it still tasted good!

  4. Posted January 9, 2012 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    Oh no!! It looks like maybe the layers weren’t firm enough and perhaps some of the lower layers weren’t level. I really hope you ate it anyway :) Glad to have you back on the blog again!!

  5. Posted January 9, 2012 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    Honestly, your cake looks amazing. I’m with Pete-the bright pink cake makes me super duper happy!

  6. KatieKates
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    There are a couple of things that probably went wrong. You need to make sure all the layers are flat and level – professionals use a level to make absolutely sure – especially with a lot of layers. Your cake layers may not have cooled enough before you started stacking and they may have been too moist as well. Also, looks like you used too much frosting in between layers, that could have caused everything to come apart in the end. it sure is pretty tho! I love the colors! The trifle idea from another commenter is brilliant in a cake emergency! I look forward to the second try!
    -KatieKates

  7. Nicky
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Nailed it

  8. Posted January 9, 2012 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    So glad to have you back. It definitely looks like your layers weren’t cooled enough. Also- it looks like globs of frosting in between instead of thinly spread. And then if you want to get technical – maybe your cake was too moist hence the easy breakage. However, it is an incredibly happy mess and I’m sure it tasted amazing!

  9. Posted January 9, 2012 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    Hmm… Looks like you’ve got plenty of cake advice for next time. If you stirred that cake frosting mixture up you’ve got the beginnings of a ‘cake pop’/'cake ball’ recipe, which seem to be very popular on the internets right now… Not sure what color yours would turn out though.

    I give this an A for effort!!

  10. Renee
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry for your disappointment but comforted by the fact that I’m not the only one who is bakery challenged. In my case, I’m pretty sure I’m just plain handicapped. :)

  11. Posted January 9, 2012 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    Pete’s comment is hilarious – sad your cake fell apart!

  12. Posted January 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    Hi Bailey,
    Cooling the cakes is the answer!!You can even put them in the freezer if you are in a hurry.Also,put them back in the refrigerator or freezer when you ice a layer.

  13. Posted January 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    cake is cake.
    that mess looks delicious.
    lets be best friends.

  14. Posted January 9, 2012 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    apparently i only speak in haiku.

  15. Posted January 9, 2012 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    We all have dessert disasters… although I am no expert I recently made 5 layers of cake and peppermint cheesecake from Southern Living, and it had me put the layers in the freezer before I assembled the cake. In the end it started to fall when we cut it, but it looked awesome when it was presented!

  16. kkrs
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Bailey,

    I think you knocked it out of the park! WHAPAM! Seriously, I am proud of you for trying this. You most def. get an A for effort. And, I bet it still tasted grrrrrreeeeaaaatttt!!

    PS. We just bought a life sized sheep stuffed animal at from HABA. Can’t wait for him to arrive. Gracie might need one for her room! Check them out!

  17. kkrs
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 8:18 pm | Permalink

    whoops…

    I meant Hansa. Anyways, the sheep is adorable, and we can’t wait for his arrival.

  18. Amy
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    I literally just laughed out loud. Bless your heart. It turned out better than mine would.

  19. Emily
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    Oh my! I just showed this to The Boy and we had a great (loving!) chuckle. It reminds me of the time I made a tiered coconut cream cake that looked for all the world like Machu Picchu in Bizarro World. With coconut. ‘Twas a hot mess, but delish!

    Btw, did you use a boxed cake? They are the ruin of beautiful layers.

  20. Posted January 10, 2012 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    Oh no!!! hahahahaha I totally know how you feel. I did that twice – once with a chocolate cake for my sister-in-law and another with a red velvet cake. You have to have ONE bad experience. Try it again and I’m sure it will come out much better. I think you got the coloring just right though! The bright colors look perfect. You are too funny. :)

  21. Posted January 10, 2012 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    Wow that looks like fun! I think I’ll have to try this for an upcoming first birthday, but after seeing your erm success or lack of it, I think a test run is definitely in order! – Cathy Pieroz at Ray White Alexandra Hills

  22. Andrea
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 3:14 am | Permalink

    What a bloody mess. It’s SO bad, it’s cool. Only you could pull that one off – congrats!

  23. Posted January 12, 2012 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    I think it is perfect! ;)

  24. Kristen
    Posted January 15, 2012 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    omg, your cake is amazing. it made me laugh so hard I cried and I am so grateful that you and your blog exist. :) thank you for making my day more times then you’ll ever know. you rock. hard.

  25. Posted February 17, 2012 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    Late comment, I know, but this post made me laugh so much! And I had to share it with several other people, who also found it super funnny! I know if I were to attempt anything so adventurous in the kitchen it would end up similarly disastrous, if not worse, and so I love that you tried and were willing to share the results with us! And I do like the cupcake versions that followed :)

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