…Thought I would find myself in a skinny jean at my current weight class. Much less a PATTERNED skinny jean. Pattern draws the eye like a beacon, and as much as possible in life I would prefer the spotlight to not be on my ass.
Don’t mind my surroundings in the picture, I am not currently being held in Saw’s torture chamber. That’s just where I have been taking on my client projects lately. And the only room in the house with a full length mirror.
The best part about those dotty skinnies? They are SO COMFY COZY!
They are the AG Polka Dot Ankle Stevie.
I feel like a whole new woman getting dressed and not putting something with a significant spandex (read lulu lemon) component on my hind parts for the first time in a year. It is a good thing.
So now I am considering these:
Too much of a good thing?
Anyone have them? How do they fit?
I am sort of anti buying real clothes until I am at a more stable point, but I feel like having something to wear that makes me not feel like a slob currently is important. And the thing about these statement jeans is that I can wear them with flats and a tshirt and look like I know anything about what is going on in the current world of fashion, and can still roll around and play with my butterball.
But please, tell me the truth. Have I lost my mind? Are AG brand jeans like sisterhood of the traveling magic pants and that is why they fit so well, and all other brands will crush my soul?
This is unfamiliar territory and I need you people.