David Beckham stole my baby!!!!

April 19, 2012

Plaster this on milk cartons, people!
David Beckham stole my baby!!

KIDNAPPER!

Right?

Now if only I could get a post-baby bod like VB…How is that possible? What a FREAK of nature!

20 Comments

Comments

  1. Jennifer April 19, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Omg those arm rolls! They are amazing! Gracie does look just like Baby Beckham – so cute. VB is a freak of nature. No one looks like that after having a baby. Not even Beyonce (but I think she looks beautiful) http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/21270599869/hey-look-its-beyonce-with-her-three-lamest

  2. deidre April 19, 2012 at 7:15 am

    she is completely adorable. and so are you!

  3. Tricia April 19, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Are you sure Becks is not the father of your Gracie? Hmmmm…. :-)

  4. Meagan April 19, 2012 at 10:11 am

    hahahaahahah! Oh, that’s adorable.

  5. Nickie April 19, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Bailey you are beautiful!!! No skin and bones required. And Gracie is cute too.

  6. alison@MLHP April 19, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Gracie is cuter.
    Just sayin’
    And, did you see? It was Posh’s birthday the other day, and in lieu of a slice of cake, a chef brought to her (upon order, you know it)….A plate of fruit.

    Not.
    Normal.

  7. Bailey April 19, 2012 at 10:24 am

    A plate of fruit?? That is ZERO fun at all!! If that’s what it takes, count me out thank you very much.

  8. Shannon April 19, 2012 at 11:36 am

    VB isn’t a freak, she’s that skinny b/c she doesn’t eat. I’ve read when she goes to restaurants she just gets lettuce and like the other poster said for her birthday she got a plate of fruit. I would hate to have to live like that just to be skinny. Not worth it! Your baby is way cuter by the way!

  9. Bre April 19, 2012 at 11:37 am

    What a cute pic! And one day you’ll have to share your secrets for maintaining those gorgeous long locks around a baby. How do you keep her from pulling all your hair out???!

  10. Brooke @ ShemmyShake April 19, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Ha! So funny and …odd! They do look like long lost twins.

  11. Jenni H. April 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    I have the same question as Bre… How on earth do you have long hair? I chopped mine off pronto after Baby Girl was born because she would get her hands on it, and it huuurrrtttt!

    Gorgeous baby! Gracie is much cuter than Harper!

  12. La Petite Gigi April 19, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Hahaha! That is hilarious. Gracie is absolutely adorable (as is Harper) and one of a kind!

    xoxo,
    La Petite Gigi

  13. Lorena April 19, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    OMG you are so funny and little Gracie is just too precious. Don’t compare yourself to Victoria unless you have a chef, personal trainer, nanny, assitants and maids. Please.

  14. pure.ruth April 19, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    word on the street is VB orders plain LETTUCE at restaurants

  15. MFAMB April 19, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    your baby is so much cuter than that harpy harper.

    also if u want to look like VB, stop eating altogether.

  16. taylor April 19, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    she didn’t even eat cake on her birthday this week…. she had a FRUIT PLATE. life would suck!

  17. Kkrs April 20, 2012 at 12:45 am

    Gracie is cuter than Harper! Your title cracked me up. And your hair is beauteous. Share your conditioner/ hair Routine. If you tell me that you hadn’t washed it in 4 days, rolled out of bed and it looked like that… I’m quitting reading your blog! ;)

  18. Chrissa April 20, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Personal trainers and chefs.

    Don’t worry, you’ll get where you want to be, all by yourself, Bailey! :)

  19. Bailey April 20, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Guys, you flatter me so! My long locks are my armor, and even though they are ripped out on a daily basis by my baby friend, I suffer through it because I can’t part with them. My solution is usually a braided bang/hairline situation into a ponytail so that she can’t get to it!

  20. Iris April 24, 2012 at 12:15 am

    OMG!!! hahaha total look-a-like. Super adorable. xoxo

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